So my wife and I are sitting on the couch watching Iron Chef America.
One of tonight's judges is Art Smith, whose supposed claim to fame is that he's "Oprah's Personal Chef," which is a little like being a truck stop hooker: sure you're always busy -- but you're catering to a clientele that would probably be just as satisfied fucking the 16-year-old boy behind the Subway counter.
Who's his sous chef -- Ronald McDonald?
I fucking hate Oprah.
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