No Cannes Do

Jesus, the French.

Rape a 13-year-old and they welcome you with open arms -- go on a bizarre rant about sympathizing with Hitler and you're suddenly "persona non grata."

Salon: Cannes Bans Lars Von Trier/5.19.11

Like you couldn't have seen something this screwy coming from the guy who made Antichrist and all five-and-a-half hours of The Kingdom.

Reign in Blood

What do you get when you mix The Fantastic Mr. Fox with the meme-tastic new film from Danish art house psycho-god Lars Von Trier?

Pure (black) magic.

(h/t Pajiba)