(Would-be) Headline of the Day

"Kristen Stewart Aborted Robert Pattinson’s Baby Into Rupert Sanders’ Mouth."

-- The Superficial, pointing out by way of a joke that gossip sites can now print any rumor about the Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson cheating scandal and get away with it

So Cherry

Man, say what you will -- this new TV spot for The Runaways makes me want Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning something awful.

Yeah, I know -- creep.