Assistant To the Assistant Quote of the Day (This Is As Good As It's Gonna Get Today)

"That's right, in a showdown between nonpartisan sanity and partisan madness, the traditional media have boldly decided to... not take a stand."

-- Arianna Huffington on the move by various mainstream press outlets to prohibit their employees from attending Jon Stewart's "Rally To Restore Sanity" on October 30th

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Quote of the Day

"At approximately 11:04 Eastern Standard Time, the American news media finally realized they kind of sucked."

-- Jon Stewart, mocking the media's condescending shock at the notion that Rolling Stone engaged in actual, God's-honest journalism in its now landmark piece on General Stanley McChrystal

Reason We Love The Daily Show #1,310: Gingrich and Hannity as Beavis and Butthead

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