Sunday, September 14, 2008

Celebrity Spin


Last week Matt Damon blasted Sarah Palin, calling her hockey mom candidacy "absurd," and "like a really bad Disney movie."

Needless to say, Palin's spokespeople shot back unimaginatively by calling Damon just another one of Barack Obama's "celebrity friends."

This weekend, celebrity Matt Damon has been in Haiti, handing out sacks of grain to victims of Hurricane Ike and helping to repair some of the damage done by the storm -- while vice presidential candiate Sarah Palin can be found on the cover of just about every tabloid and lifestyle magazine in U.S. publication.

By the way, as a favor to Palin I should point out that Haiti is an island in the Caribbean -- it can be seen from Cuba. Cuba meanwhile is an island in the Caribbean that can be seen from Florida.

Florida can be seen every week on Cops.

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