Just because I believe that anything can be joked about doesn't mean I'm a heartless bastard who'll always be the first in line to do it.
It's been confirmed that Patrick Swayze may have as little as five weeks to live, the result of pancreatic cancer that's spread to other parts of his body.
Say what you will about Swayze, but think about it -- how many actors do you know who've managed to appeal to just about everybody at one time or another? Guys love the silly, kick-ass genius of Red Dawn and Point Break; women love the unabashed schmaltz of Ghost and Dirty Dancing. Hell, even the new generation of overly-ironic emo kids loves Donnie Darko.
It really is sad, and I wish Swayze the best.
Besides, if he dies, that leaves only Charlie Sheen to fight off the Russian invasion -- and he'll be too busy doing blow and hookers to put up much of a fight.
Wolverines man, Wolverines.
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