"Are You Ready for That? Checking Into a Las Vegas Hotel Room Under a Phony Name with Intent to Commit Fraud on a Head Full of Acid? I Sure Hope So."

So, by this time tomorrow I'll probably be lying face-up in the middle of a casino somewhere in Vegas wondering what happened to the floor (I knew it was there a minute ago).

I'll be taking my laptop with me.

This should be interesting to say the least.