I'll make this quick, since it's the Friday going into a long weekend and I'm eager to start getting my drink on.
Dane Cook isn't funny.
Not even a little bit.
He stole a good portion of his material from Louis CK, and the rest is essentially him bouncing around the stage like a fucking chimpanzee on crystal meth.
He's famous for one -- AND ONLY ONE -- reason: in the world of stand-up comedy, he's the easiest thing on the eyes.
Women think he's hot, and frat boys also think he's hot -- they're just afraid to admit to their latent homosexuality.
Dane Cook can take his "superfinger" and stick it (both fingers) up his unfunny ass.
Do yourself and the world of comedy a favor and if you're even thinking about giving this douchebag your money or your time in any way -- check yourself in for shock treatment or just go out and buy four or five copies of the Patton Oswalt CD.
Just remember kids, Andrew Dice Clay used to sell out arenas once too.
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