That's All, Folks

"You may not agree with some tough decisions I have made, but I hope you can agree that I was willing to make the tough decisions."

-- George W. Bush

...Of Course, Of Course

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the perfect storm of joke call-backs. (I'd refer to it as a "trifecta," but that in itself is a horse racing term and therefore would create a kind of Mobius strip that might cause the entire site to collapse in on itself.)

With this one link, I can make a crack about the Kristen Johnston ad from earlier this evening. ("PETA promises not to pursue charges as long as the guy can prove he let the horse finish first.")

Or yesterday's story about the British being the most promiscuous people on Earth. ("Obviously.")

Or, needless to say, any of several possible scenarios involving Sarah Jessica Parker. ("No, it wasn't Matthew Broderick.")

The London Daily Telegraph: Man Jailed for Having Sex with a Horse/12.2.08