Showing posts with label caption this shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label caption this shit. Show all posts

Monday, February 7, 2011

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

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What appears to be the Catholic Church's version of the Andy Card-George W. Bush-"My Pet Goat" moment from the morning of 9/11.

Have at it, kids.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

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From just a few moments ago at the New York Stock Exchange -- Darth Vader and the Imperial Stormtroopers, ahem, clone troopers ring the opening bell.

The first things that come to mind are, "After successfully testing the Death Star on Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers, Goldman Sachs assumes complete control of the galaxy," "Lloyd Blankfein finally dispenses with the costume," and "It's tuesday."

In all honesty, people on Wall Street running into Darth Vader must be like in American Psycho where everybody confuses Patrick Bateman with Paul Allen. They just look at Vader and say, "Oh, good morning, Lloyd."

Thursday, December 10, 2009

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The first two I came up with were, "The Obamas prepare for the traditional pardoning of the Christmas ham," and, flipping that around, "Oprah displays just some of what she'll be giving away on her upcoming 'Favorite Things' show."

Have at it, kids. Remember, extra points for tastelessness.