Occupational Hazards

God I wish there was a mainstream news publication in America that had the full-on balls to do what Canada's Globe and Mail occasionally does with its photo captions.

Imagine us being willing to truly skewer the famous the way this series of snapshots does.

The Globe and Mail: Celebrity Photos of the Week: Occupy Wall Street Edition/10.13.11

Feet, FAIL Me Now

I consider it a point of extraordinary pride that I've never watched two seconds of Dancing with the Stars.

Apparently, people care that the cast of "celebrity" hoofers for the new season of this cultural abomination has just been announced; it includes Rob Kardashian, Kristin Cavalarri, David Arquette, Carson Kressley, Ricki Lake, Chaz Bono and -- Nancy Grace.

Just -- wow.

The only other place you can find this motley a collection of washed-up, shallow, brain-dead, grotesquely freakish and outright dangerous nobodies right now is on the GOP presidential campaign trail.