"To the people who found my personality relatable, I say this: I'm a fucking billionaire, I don't relate to you at all, and I can now say with complete impunity that I want all you pathetic losers to go fuck yourselves."
-- "Oprah" to her fans in a piece in the Onion called "I Just Want To Say That I Hated Every Moment of the Piece-of-Shit Show"
By the way, I'll be indisposed for most of the day. Talk amongst yourselves.
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