Moon Rivers

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE.

The Huffington Post: Scientists Find Evidence of Water on Jupiter's Moon, Europa/11.17.11

The Bubble Genius Bob & Chez Show 11.18.11

Herman Cain’s Epic Brain Fart; Other Cain Nonsense; Newt Gingrich Skyrockets to the Top; John Boehner Has A Serious Crying Problem; The Protect IP Act Will Kill the Internet; NBC Hires Chelsea Clinton and Anyone With A Famous Name; and much more. Brought to you by Bubble Genius.

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Listening Post

I love these guys so much it makes me feel silly and stupid. And this song in particular always brings a smile to my face. If you haven't downloaded it yet, you're seriously missing out.

Here's Company of Thieves doing a fantastic version of Tallulah, live in their hometown of Chicago. (The recorded version is below.)

Picture of the Day

Headline of the Week

Think Progress: Reporters For Right-Wing Publication "Daily Caller" Beaten By NYPD, Helped By Protesters/11.17.11

Now how did you read that?

Herman Cain Quote of the Day

"We need a leader, not a reader."

-- Herman Cain today in New Hampshire

He's like Dr. Seuss. Crossed with Johnnie Cochran. Crossed with a retard.

Smashing Dawn

What with the latest installment in the terminally awful cultural affliction known as the Twilight series assaulting the theater-going public tomorrow, I figured I'd pass along something truly special to you nice people.

If you've got a spare 45 minutes or so -- and really, that's about how long it'll take to get through this thing -- I highly recommend reading the gramatically challenging but shockingly insightful take down of the entire Twilight phenomenon penned by -- well, the Hulk.

Really, for the most part this is a dead-on peeling apart of what makes the books and the movies so insidious -- not to mention shitty entertainment.

Bad-Ass Digest: Film Crit Hulk Smash: Hulk vs. Twilight/11.17.11